Saturday, February 14, 2015

Getting to know your admin

As many of you know, the main admin Jericho has made a false statement that I am evil. This is bologna. An old picture of Jericho is shown here. Many would think by that picture that he is innocent. You think wrong. Jericho is a very evil man. Since then, he has never gotten a hair cut and has hippie hair. He very rarely ever makes me a cup of joe or food. However, he did make me a co-admin to this page so that is pretty cool. He types a lot of articles, but when it comes down to it, everyone knows that Nintendo articles are the best. A very resourceful man once said "Jericho, yeah I've heard I've heard of Jericho, he once offered to make me a fried bologna sandwich, but never did. I suppose he wanted me to starve."

Your head admin Jericho claims to play guitar, but what you don't know is that Jericho uses his music to brainwash millions into thinking he is a good guy. A recent picture of Jericho brainwashing a dog to dance would like what is shown to the right. Many of you will probably say, isn't that shaggy from Scooby Doo? Well your answer is no. Jericho is secretly a liberal who plays guitar and brainwashes dogs. Is that really the man you thought Jericho was? I think not. That is why I believe that I the non- Evil Nolan should be seen as a good guy and not as my demon seeming self.

Friday, February 13, 2015

The Wii U


The Wii U is shocking Nintendo fans everywhere with its upgrades. New additions have been made to the Wii U that has not been on Nintendo consoles in the past. This new console was released November 18, 2012. This old PlayStation fan was convinced just recently when I was looking up facts on which console to buy. Nintendo has added many cool features like a social meeting place and many more apps.

Nintendo made a Social Network called Miiverse where you can interact with others from the Miis you have created. Yes I know PlayStation did the same thing with the PS3, but the Miiverse is completely different. It is almost similar to twitter on how it is set up, however it is all Miis made by people and you talk about your Miis and their family. 
Another really cool thing with the Wii U that you will not find in either the XBox One or the PlayStation 4 is the fact that you can replay old games. In the newer generation systems, you have to buy all new games that you loved from the past, not for the Wii U! Say you want to play Smash Bros Brawl but you sold your Wii so you could get a Wii U well don't worry, you can put the game into your Wii U and Brawl away. So don't worry, you won't have to sell that old stack of games and borrowed games just so you can get Brawl for Wii U. 
Another cool feature of the Wii U is the games that have been released for it. I mean come on, who doesn't love Smash Bros? Nintendo's Smash Bro's Wii U have blown all of the others out of the water. With more maps and other characters you can choose from you can have more fun. Also, there is an eight player Smash mode that can get very crazy and hectic but very fun to play with your friends and have Smash Bro's competitions with. Another great game that Wii U came out with is the Legend of Zelda Hyrule Warriors. I personally haven't played it yet mainly because I've been way too busy with the life of a teenager but from what I've seen and heard, it is a very fun game. The graphics look pretty good seeming as it is Nintendo, and lets be honest, they have never been known for the best graphics, I mean look at that Mii baby, it almost gives me the creeps. 
Like every gaming console, the Wii U has its short comings for example, you can't watch Blu-Ray or DVD's on this system. Another shortcoming of the Wii U is the software uses up so much Hard Drive. For example, say you buy a eight gigabyte Wii U, after the day-one updates and installs, you are left with only three gigabytes or gig's of data left which is pretty scrubish if you ask me. The Wii U also has a problem with External hard drive, it has USB ports to hold extra data, I'm not sure about you but I don't want a few two gig USB's for extra data I wan't big amounts. 
Other than those reasons, The Wii U would be a great system for anyone to go out and by for your kids birthday, or Christmas or any Holiday that one would receive presents I suppose. It has very fun games and many more cool features. If you are on the edge, just remember, YOU CAN REUSE GAMES! Oh and there is the whole, if you don't pick Nintendo, how are you going to play all the cool games like Pokemon, Super Smash Bros, and Legend of Zelda.   

Legend of Zelda Show?

The Legend of Zelda, where everybody says that they are such a fan but call Link Zelda all the time. While yes there are many people who don't understand that the Tri-Force isn't just wisdom, there are some of you who do actually understand this game, and do really enjoy it. Recently, Netflix has released information that they would be interested in making a Live Action Legend of Zelda series. Netflix and Nintendo have been working together on this to make it possible. While yes many fans have been very pleased, how truthful can they make the show without going too far away from the very staggered, very difficult timeline?


If you do not know, Link, the protagonist, is mute through every game (minus a hiya or grunt) so how could they get a mute main character to talk? Netflix says the project should be like "The Game of Thrones" but a more family friendly version of the show. If the show truly follows the game, which it must if it will be any good, the need to figure out the timeline. The game is mostly played in Hyrule, except for Majora's Mask which is located in Termina. So how can they explain all of this.












Each game is very different from the last or the next one to come out after it but they have the same story as most Nintendo games do, save the princess and kill the boss. Seen by the very cool picture above. However that was in Ocarina of Time where Link is a kid so he is forced to sleep for seven years so he could bear the Master Sword. Yet after the game and you defeat Ganondorf, Zelda plays you back to your childhood so you can actually live life. Once you go back, you fall into a tree and that takes you to Termina, how does Nintendo and Netflix play that one off. If you are not aware of Majora's Mask, Link falls into a tree with his horse Epona into Termina where there is a creepy moon that is crashing into the planet and you have three days to save everyone, and when I say creepy moon, I mean creepy moon (right). However spoiler alert, your mission to save Termina fails and Link dies, however, many believe Link dies in the end so that he can train himself in Nintendo Wii's Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword. I don't understand how Netflix and Nintendo plan on executing that one but either way, this fan is ready for the release of a Legend of Zelda Live Action Show.